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{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}

{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}

{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}

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