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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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